accioromione:

Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene

I FUCKING CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ONLY BECAUSE OF HARRYS REACTION LIKE LOOK AT THE LAST GIF OMG DANIEL RADCLIFFE A+ ACTING OMG

beardsandbootys:

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

so fucking accurate.

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

chipsahoy-mccoy:

sc010f:

hils79:

vixianna:

andydot:

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

Make all the dinners. Cook everything in the fucking house for dinner. Make so much dinner you have nothing left for breakfast the next day.

I’d just write so many letters to everyone that my parents would be embarrassed. Like every neighbor in the whole neighborhood would get one. Every single one.And it’d ramble like we were old friends, and tell old embarrassing stories of my parents, and just be chummy as shit.Wash the clothes all on the wrong setting. Fuck all of the clothes up.IDK, this is really vindictive, but the point system is really silly.

I think this is a really nice idea?
I have clearly turned into my parents. 

as a parent and a teacher? Go for it. Cook all the dinners, we can freeze them! The neighbors will be thrilled to have such a nice kid nearby, they’ll probably think of you next time they need a pet sitter! You can try yo fuck up the clothes, but most of your family’s clothing is probably pretty durable. The toilet can totally use repeated cleanings, nobody ever does it right the first time. The plants? Well, you can buy and care for the new ones you’ll get to replace the ones you killed! Thanks for being so helpful!

This is a great system.I’m glad my parents didn’t know about it.

chipsahoy-mccoy:

sc010f:

hils79:

vixianna:

andydot:

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

Make all the dinners. Cook everything in the fucking house for dinner. Make so much dinner you have nothing left for breakfast the next day.

I’d just write so many letters to everyone that my parents would be embarrassed. Like every neighbor in the whole neighborhood would get one. Every single one.

And it’d ramble like we were old friends, and tell old embarrassing stories of my parents, and just be chummy as shit.

Wash the clothes all on the wrong setting. Fuck all of the clothes up.

IDK, this is really vindictive, but the point system is really silly.

I think this is a really nice idea?

I have clearly turned into my parents. 

as a parent and a teacher? Go for it. Cook all the dinners, we can freeze them! The neighbors will be thrilled to have such a nice kid nearby, they’ll probably think of you next time they need a pet sitter! You can try yo fuck up the clothes, but most of your family’s clothing is probably pretty durable. The toilet can totally use repeated cleanings, nobody ever does it right the first time. The plants? Well, you can buy and care for the new ones you’ll get to replace the ones you killed! Thanks for being so helpful!

This is a great system.

I’m glad my parents didn’t know about it.

this 
melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

doctorpotterlock:

I came on this website for harry potter I did not expect to emerge as a multifandom feminist with a different sexuality

me 
jcharelle:

imawhat:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

justaliceoflegend:

minuiko:

safetypinsandmonocles:

cassandraemeraldsong:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”



NO

I know I already reblogged this, but that ^^^ gif made it perfect.

this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing


Oh no! I made it worst. >_<

OH MY FUCKING GOD


Just gonna leave this here

 #WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

jcharelle:

imawhat:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

justaliceoflegend:

minuiko:

safetypinsandmonocles:

cassandraemeraldsong:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

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NO

I know I already reblogged this, but that ^^^ gif made it perfect.

this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing

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Oh no! I made it worst. >_<

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Just gonna leave this here

 

eyesonthestar:

Welcome to Night Vale: Old Oak Doors Part A

Art dump of random things I liked from the episode.

Warning: eye horror, wtnv spoilers

I’d rather you not reblog my art than remove my comments, thank you.

wtnv 
prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

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