FUCKING CRYING OKAY
-dies-
((GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST DID.))
(Source: troublecleft, via tinyoliver)
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
(Source: tr3ndyc00l, via tiggeriffic)
i bet dave didn’t have a fucking first name for the first four years of his life and bro just called him kid until he had to go to school and was like “shit children need names”
(via xeduo)
but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
picard is tied in second in a poll for which captain has the best hair
idk about you but star trek fans are the actual fucking funniest fuckers
(via invincibleredshirt)
i remember a few months ago my mom texted me “come downstairs immediately” and she was crying and she started screaming at me and it was because this was my cover photo on facebook
do you know how hard it was not to laugh
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